FREDRICO EDUARDO THE COMPLETELY AMAZING RABBIT

So one say there was a bunny. But he wasn't a normal bunny. He was a super-bunny. Like Superman, but of the bunnies. Bunny...people? Idk, whatever. So anyway, this super-bunny was like, all majikal and shit. He could like, summon the wind and crap, and fly way with all his fuzzy woodland creatures an mystical adventures to far-away places. Did I mention that his name was Fredrico Eduardo? Yeah, so anyway... he loves taco pies and puddings with the skin off and taking long romantic hops on the beach with that special someone. AND He just so happened to be the # 1 Ventriloquist in the world!! Uh-huh, I bet you didn't know that, now did you!

..Ok I need sleep for now. DO NOT FRET, I SHALL RETURN!

PART 2! (party...1?)

So one day Eduardo had a friggen awesome party at his hole. He invited all his friends, including the squirrels, the chipmunks, the ermines, the ferrets, and even the weasles, but he left the possums out cause they always ruin the party (what with thier playing dead after only 1 drink). Anyway, most of all, Eduardo invited his most beloved 'friend', The lovely bunny Lola. Lola was his secret crush, and he hoped to get it out at his party that Lola should spend more time with him, and even ask her to be his hunny bunny. But alas, poor Eduardo was too shy to do so so instead he just got completely plastered and ending up making a hole in the wall (Of his hole.. ironic, nay?) Lola thought secretly that Eduardo was pretty cute, but she ran off with Anko the Ermine that night instead because he actually had the balls to ask her. Poor Eduardo.

(poor Eduardo...thats depressing, it should have a happy ending!)

It's not done yet though! Wait for more!

then type faster! and post it already!

So one day, to get over his sorrow if the lost Lenore Lola, Fredrico hopped out of his hole in the ground to see what he could see. Surpisingly enough, he saw a little lizard in front of him, running around wildly on the hot ground. Fredrico pondered the lizard for awhile, wondering if it was fonder of chocolates or of shoes. Then he watched as the lizard did a dance. The lizard would run around, and then stop and raise too of it's adjacent legs. Then it would run some more, this time stopping to raise its opposite legs. Then it ran even more, this time stopping to raise all it's legs. Fredrico thought that it was a very cool trick, but had seen it done before. Sighing, he slumped back down into his cave and hopped into his bunny-nest, waiting for the night to come so he could go out and have some fun ^_^

it sounds like lola was just a one night stand who turned him down, poor little bunny. so does that mean he'll get some action tonight?

hmm, curious... I dont suppose that this is some sort of extended metaphor? ::looks at Glori:: is she Anko? ::looks at you:: Are you Edwardo? ::looks at self:: oh, hell no, I had better not be Lola lmao ^-^

naaaa
glori must be the dancing lizard

ah!! Thats creepy, get rid of it.!!!

whoo, never mind.

lol you didn't like the "what are you afraid of?" picture?

No!! That was ridiculously horrible!

Couldn't have been that bad, you were just overreacting to it.

GUYS! YOU ARE FORGETTING THE MAIN TOPIC HERE!! EDUARDO IS IN SHAMBLES!!!

And no Erin, this is not some long drawn-out metaphor. Just a story from the corner of my mind.

And yes ally, Glori would be the dancing lizard

THEN CONTINUE THE STORY
silly bunny
so what else is in the corner of your mind? Gonna kill the poor little Eduardo next? Break his little heart again? You left us all hanging here
I always saw Glori as a dancing lizard-->

SO THEN!

Fredrico Eduardo went back into his hole and started reading his favorite book: Fractured Fairy Tales. Fredrico was always impressed at all the stories, from the one about the ugly duckling that grew up to be the action star of horror films, to the tale of the shoemaker that had the elves that only made left shoes. But he finally settled upon the one that he was looking for, the Frog Prince. He began to read aloud to no one in particular:

"One day, there was a frog. A silly little frog that would sing a silly little song with his froggy friends. Then one day, The little frog grew WAAAY Up, so up that he was as big as a human! "I must not be a frog, but a prince!" he said, and hopped away leaving his family behind. So he got some clothes and hopped to the princesses castle,which wasn't actually a castle but a giant dome of glass. He jumped up on top with his froggy legs, but accidentally knocked the princess off, where she slid down into the castle's designers hands, where he ran off with her to enjoy various carnal pleasures. The frog was saddened and learned his lesson, that you can't take the pond out of the frog."

"I know where I went wrong!" Fredrico shouted out loud! "I've been trying to hop up the glass dome this whole time, but what I -really- need to do is wait at the bottom for some moron to knock her off and run off with her! EUREKA!" And so he was about to hop off and save Lola from terrors unknown, but the telly was on. He looked and saw that the new episode of Death Note was on right that very moment! "Holy Pudding Skins! A Quaf upon my love for Death Note!" Fredrico hopped in front of the tv and proceeded to fry his brains out with Death Note.

death note drying his brains out? Never saw it coming

dude, there's alot about Fredrico that you don't know. He's like, totally into anime and everything even. *nodnod* TOTALLY.

well hes a bunny, how much is there to understand? I bet Billy secretly admires Fredrico Eduardo.

Tyrael wrote:

And yes ally, Glori would be the dancing lizard

Yay!! *dances*

nice moves glori don't go sign of for a car insurance company tho k?

lol yeah, maybe you should just stick to pole dancing

One day Fredrico woke up to a bright new day in front of him. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, and the trees were being all treeish in the corner. Fredrico however had woke up on the wrong side of the bed, so he said "Fuck that shit!" And went back to sleep. Luckily for our story he woke up on the right side of the bed some time later (which incidentally happened to be the left side o.O) and hopped out of bed, hopped out of his little rabbit hole and hippity hopped his way along the road. As he was doing all of these boyant activities, he came across his friend Sam the Beaver. Sam was a good friend to have; he had the coolest house of all. So Fredrico asked if he could come over to Sam's and chill out. Sam said "Uhm, I dunno... my wife's kinda funny..." and Fredrico said "I -KNOW-! -EVERYBODY- funny! Now you funny too!"

So after dropping Sam (and his southern accent) Fredrico came across another beaver in the road. This kind of freaked Fredrico out, since Sam was the only beaver he knew in Happy Valley. He walked up to the beavette and asked her what was wrong, since she looked rather sad. The beavette revealed her name was Samantha, and she was sad because she was lonely. Fredrico didn't have a very good idea about beavers and what could make them happy, so he said perhaps we could visit my friend Sam and ask him to hang out. You see, Fredrico also had an extremely short memory, and had already forgotten that Sam's wife was "funny". So they took the road to Sams house and knockitty-knocked on his door, and it turned out sam was home alone too!! But then the strangest thing happened! Sam and Samantha started crying and hugged each other. Fredrico was very confused. Everything was explained later though, even though he forgot it. Thankfully, they all had a party afterwords, in which Sam won at twister, Fredrico at pictionary and Samantha at Taboo. And then they all went to sleep happy.