"The best kind of kinky sex is to have kinky sex with y

i got this book last night and its good...

Bingo Wings, n.
flabby upper arms; british
look at the bingo wings on grandma!

jizz, v.
to ejaculate; american
well, excuse me if it helps me jizz when a girl
dresses up like a naughty schoolgirl.

Italian Stallion, n.
anattractive Italian man who has a large penis; american
Stella's boyfriend, Anthony, might seem like an
Italian Stallion, but he does actually know how to
use his equipment for her satisfaction.

Queef, n.
vaginal fart; american
I was about to go down on Megan until she let out
this tiny queef in my face.

F* Buddy, n.
A person who smoneone has sex with but has no
emotional obligation like in a relationship; American
For people who are congenitally incapable of longterm
romantic relationships being f* buddies is a fun
and commitment-free alternative.

(this one included a list of top ten f* buddies)
5) Katherinie Heigl
4) Ryan Reynolds
3) Drew Barrymore
2) Jon Stewart
1) Tina Fey

So guess whats a London Bridge? Actually, don't, you probably don't really wanna know XD

I wish I didn't know what a london bridge was. Or an eiffel tower. ehhhh.

lol list of make love to buddies? Were those suggestions or just people that they knew were promiscuous?

idk where they got the list from. I was not expecting Tina Fey to be on it at all...Ryan Reynolds on the otherhand, i could understand...
i didn't see the eiffel tower! although i don't think i want to know now >.<